A woman visits her doctor for an annual physical. At the checkup, the doctor tells the woman that she has the breasts of a 20-year-old.
The woman is very happy and runs home to tell her husband. When she gets home, she finds him on the couch with no shirt on and drinking a beer. She says to him, "The doctor told me that I have the breasts of a 20-year-old!"
Her husband exclaims, "What did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"
The woman, looking shocked and rather puzzled, replies, "Frankly, he didn't ask about you!"
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