They Tax Everything

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the funds.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to the president, who was so touched and amused that he had his secretary send the boy a $5 bill.

The boy's response:

Dear God. Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those (expletives deleted) deducted $95.