A man leaves work early one day and, without calling his wife first, goes straight home. When he walks into the bedroom he finds another man there with no clothes on.
"Who are you?" the husband asks.
"I'm the termite exterminator," the fellow says calmly. "You have an infestation here, and I'm trying to get rid of it."
"Naked?" the husband asks.
The "exterminator" looks himself up and down and his eyes widen.
"My God!" he says. "The problem is worse than I thought!"
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