They're Not Biting

Even the most fanatical fishermen knows when to go in out of the rain.

One fisherman spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.

Early one Sunday, he went to the river as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return home.

He went to his bedroom, undressed and lay near his wife. The lights were off and he snuggled up behind her. She didn't even turn around.

"What terrible weather today, honey," he said to her.

"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!"