Timeless Debate

At a dinner party, several of the guests are arguing over whether men or women are more trustworthy.

"No woman can keep a secret," says one man scornfully.

"I don't know about that," answers a woman. "I have kept my age a secret since I was 21."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insists.

"I hardly think so," she responds. "When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever."