Timely Vacation

The doctor tells a patient that he needs to live in a warm, dry climate, so the man moves to Arizona. Two weeks later, however, the man dies. His body is shipped back home, where the undertaker prepares it for the services.

The man's brother comes by to make sure everything is taken care of.

"Would you like to see the body?" the undertaker asks.

"I might as well take a look at it before the others get here," the brother says. The undertaker leads him into the next room, opens the top half of the casket, then stands back and proudly displays his work.

"He looks great," the brother says. "Those two weeks in Arizona were just the thing for him."

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