Those eternal vows do not promise the advent of wisdom.
A man married barely a year goes back to the pastor who performed his wedding ceremony.
"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" the parishioner asks.
"Definitely not," is the minister's answer.
"Are you absolutely certain?"
"Yes, my son, absolutely."
"OK. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year.
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