To Love, Honor and ...

Those eternal vows do not promise the advent of wisdom.

A man married barely a year goes back to the pastor who performed his wedding ceremony.

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" the parishioner asks.

"Definitely not," is the minister's answer.

"Are you absolutely certain?"

"Yes, my son, absolutely."

"OK. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year.