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When making those "final" plans, caution should be the watchword.

A couple were discussing what they would do if one of them died.

The woman: "Would you marry again?"

The man: "Definitely not."

She: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

He: "Of course I do."

She: Then why wouldn't you get married again?"

He: Okay, I'd remarry."

Woman, hurtfully: "You would?" Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Man: "Where else would we sleep?"

She: "Would you put away my pictures and replace them with hers?"

He: "That would seem the proper thing to do."

She: "And would you let her use my golf clubs?"

He: "She can't use them -- she's left-handed."