A lunatic is sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another patient, who has been watching, suddenly cries, "Wait a minute! I just caught you cheating yourself."
The first man puts his finger to his lips.
"Shhh," he whispers. "Don't tell anybody, but for years I've been cheating myself at solitaire."
"You don't say," says his surprised pal. "Don't you ever catch yourself cheating?"
The first man shakes his head. "Naw," he says proudly. "I'm too clever."
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