A woman is having a bad day at the roulette table in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $100. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "Why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, he sees a great commotion at the roulette table. Thinking the woman won, the man rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The woman is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. "What happened?" he asks. "Is she all right?"
"I don't know," the roulette operator says. "She put all her money on 29, and 40 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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