A mother asks her little girl what she wants most for her birthday. Says the child, "A baby brother."
"Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," her mother says, "but there isn't time before your birthday."
"Why don't you do like they do down at Daddy's factory when they want something in a hurry?" the little girl says.
"What's that?" asks the mother, puzzled.
"Put more men on the job."
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