TV Shopping

A blonde walks into a store and says to the clerk, "Can I buy this tv?"

The clerk says, "We don't allow blondes in the store." So the blonde walks home and puts a wig on and goes back to the store.

"Can I buy this tv?" and the clerk says, "We don't allow blondes in the store!"

So she goes back home and gets a total makeover and goes to the store and says, "Can I buy this television?" the clerk says "NO! We don't allow blondes in the store!"

The blonde asks "How did you know I was a blonde?"

"Because that's not a tv; it's a microwave!"