Very Instructive

Misanthropes, take hope. If you need further proof the human race is doomed, read on. Herewith some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:

--On an electric hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

--On a bag of munchies: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

--On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

--On the bottom of a dessert box: "Do not turn upside down."