Watch Bird

A burglar, having broken into the largest home in an affluent neighborhood, was slowly making his way through the master suite when a loud voice shouted, "Jesus is watching you. Freeze!"

The burglar stopped and slowly waited for the approach of the speaker. However, after sensing no movement, he beamed his flashlight in the direction of the voice. There, on it's perch, was a parrot.

"What's your name?" the burglar asked the parrot.

"Moses," the bird replied.

"Who would name his parrot Moses?" laughed the burglar.

"The same person who would name his Doberman Jesus."