A doctor named Sammy is having dinner with his wife at an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blond walks by, smiles at the doctor and says, "Hi, Sammy". His wife, somewhat irritated, asks, "And who is that?"
"That's my mistress," the doctor responds.
His wife is outraged. "You have a mistress? How long has this been going on?"
"About five years."
"FIVE YEARS? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow to file for divorce. You'll be ruined!"
The doctor tries to reason with her. "Think about it," he says. If we divorce, we each get half of what we have. You won't have that big house, you won't get a new Mercedes every year, and you won't be shopping and playing bridge all day with your so-called friends." Just then a cute redhead walks by and says, "Hi, Sammy."
"And who is that one?" his wife asks suspiciously.
"That's Bill Grant's mistress."
"Doctor Grant has a mistress, too?"
"About twelve years now."
His wife hesitates and then says, "Ours is a lot prettier."
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