A man is unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and lands in a hospital's intensive care unit. His best friend comes to visit him about a week later.
The patient struggles to tell his friend, "My wife visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me here at my bedside."
"What does she read?" the friend asks.
Responds the patient, "My life insurance policy."
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