Ernest Hemingway: To die in the rain. Alone.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
Barbara Walters: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was an historic inevitability.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just witnessed eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. And, also, Internet Explorer is an integral part of chicken.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Martha Stewart: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
The Bible: And God came down from heaven, and He said unto the chicken, "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD." And the chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one?
