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Is Shopping Better Than Sex?

Finding those Manolo Blahnik sandals in just your size peeking out on the sale rack is akin to a sexual thrill for fine shoe lovers.

So it stands to reason that for some, shopping makes their races pulse more than for sex, as evidenced by this tongue-in-cheek list of the Top 10 Reasons Shopping Is Better Than Sex.

1. If it doesn't fit, you can return it for another size.
   
   
2. You can stop and have lunch in the middle.
   
   
3. It can last all day -- or until your feet hurt.
   
   
4. You can do it for yourself or someone else.
   
   
5. Shopping around will not get you pregnant.
   
   
6. You can do more around the holidays.
   
   
7. A salesperson can help you find what you want.
   
   
8. You can try it on before buying.
   
   
9. Sometimes you can buy one, get one free.
   
   
10. If not fully satisfied, you can return for a full refund.

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