Clarice, a beautiful woman who loved growing tomatoes, couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll she saw James, her neighbor, who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
Clarice asked James, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
James responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden in the nude, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Clarice was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she walked around nude in her garden hoping for the best.
One day James was passing by and asked Clarice, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replied. "But my cucumbers are enormous."
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