Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
Because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today.
As they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow.
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