After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school.
"Well," he said, "its three weeks long."
"What else?" I asked.
"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."
"And the third week?" I asked.
"The third week, the fools jump."
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