A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu ...
- Tourist: $5
- Broiled Missionary: $10
- Fried Explorer: $15
- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning."
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