Mr. McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "What was that all about?"
"Ach, it were nothin'," said McQuillan. "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
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