The Lighter Side Newsletter Archive

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her ...

This bloke went into a pub with his wife, sat down at the bar and said to the bartender "Mate, please give me a beer before it starts."

A passer-by is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86" ...

Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offers to take his wife shopping for a new dress ...

Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the most stupid thing he'd ever done in his life ...

It's always awkward when you have to help your friends move. It's especially tough when you're not "pulling in the same direction."

A father is driving with his 4-year-old daughter when he beeps his car horn by mistake ...

Johnny's teacher gets more than she bargained for when she gives him a bad grade.

When it comes to her grandson, nobody -- and we mean NOBODY -- messes with this feisty lady.

A husband gets his wife a sexy birthday gift and she absolutely loves it -- unfortunately.

Oh, the convenience of today's mobile communication devices. Has there ever been a better way for couples to keep in touch? Before you answer ...

A counselor offers an innovative approach to a farmer's marital problems, but ends up causing more trouble.

This guy seems to really want to get ahold of his broker. Maybe he needs a forwarding address.

Should monkeys should be the next target market for Family & Friends calling plans?

Are you a fan of puns or bad jokes? (Aren't they the same thing?) Anyway, you might want to duck after firing off you next zinger. Honest!

A marriage counselor explains to a husband what his wife needs -- and the husband agrees, to everyone's surprise.

Sometimes it pays to answer the phone. And sometimes it REALLY pays.

This couple's on-again, off-again relationship is enough to test the patience of Job -- or at least St. Peter.

Where do you get a golf ball that you can't lose? The answer is right under your nose.

A teenager offers his father a lesson in the economics of buying a car.