September 18
Okay, I have given the matter of the AIG bailout 24-hours worth of thought, and here’s what I have concluded.
I plan to announce to the federal government that I am the proud owner of an $85-billion-in-sales company that has fallen on hard times due to my own incompetence.
I will tell the government that I could, of course, have my company declare bankruptcy, but I have decided that my firm is “too big to fail.”
The effects on the global economy would be cataclysmic if I filed for bankruptcy, and so the government should simply buy my business. (I am a reasonable guy, I’ll take a check.)
If my strategy (or AIG’s) sounds familiar, you probably remember a movie that came out nearly 50-years ago called The Mouse that Roared.
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