8 Erotic Encounters: Top Places to Be Naughty

The very best part of going on vacation is having a vacation romance. If you are solo, you might find a new friend. If you are married or part of a couple, you might infuse your relationship with a little fire. Either way, consider taking a break from your normal routine and getting naughty in a "forbidden" place.

We don't mean that you should strip down on Main Street and do it in full view of the neighbors -- please, don't break any laws! However, we present the following ideas for your consideration . . .

1. In the Car
If you can't get away with a week-long vacation, take a one-night holiday anyone can afford. Get a sitter for the kids or the dogs, and hop in the car. Find a secluded spot at the drive-in, on Lover's Lane, or on a deserted highway, and steam up the windows like you did when you were a teenager. You'll have a wickedly delightful time and appreciate your bed even more when you return home. Caution: Do not try this in a Ford Fiesta.

What you'll need: sexy music, candles and a blanket

2. While Shopping
OK, so a day of shopping may not be the vacation of your dreams, but you may as well make the most of it. Instead of leaving the fitting room to model your latest clothing find, invite your sweetie in for a "private viewing." You'll both get a thrill from your proximity to the public -- just don't get caught! We really can't think of anything more embarrassing than being caught in a compromising position by a store clerk.

3. At the MoviesDon't have sex at the movies! Besides being really gross, it's a nuisance for others. However, we do recommend a little stealth action during a romantic thriller. Try using a remote-controlled toy for a little clandestine fun -- just pick a loud movie or your experience won't be so secret!What you'll need: remote-controlled toy and extra batteries4. The Mile-High ClubHaving never successfully completed this maneuver, we can only tell you what not to do: Don't expect to fit more than a combined 400 pounds of flesh into the lavatory, don't expect your experience to look anything like it does in the movies, and don't expect that anyone will not know what you are doing in there. Instead of trying to do the deed in a tiny, stinky place, consider alleviating your boredom on a long flight with a little under-the-blanket friskiness. There's no need to get carried away, but you can easily let your fingers do the walking without getting into too much trouble!What you'll need: nose plugs -- or an airline blanket5. In the WoodsIf you and your sweetie are taking a hike, picnicking or camping, try doing it in the woods. The green canopy will shield you from the sun, the forest floor will cushion your backsides, and the fresh air will leave you invigorated and ready for round two. Find a spot off the beaten path, spread out a blanket, and get friendly. Just remember: "Leaflets three, let it be." There are some places you do not want poison oak or ivy!
What you'll need: a blanket and calamine lotion (just in case)6. In the Swimming Pool or Hot TubThe cardinal rule of having sex under water is lube, lube, and more lube. Contrary to what you might expect from a body of slippery, wet water, the chlorine and heat in a swimming pool or hot tub dries out the body's natural lubricant, making sex raspy and uncomfortable. If you're taking a dip into "forbidden waters," bring along a bottle of silicone lubricant -- water-based lubes wash right off. For bonus points, invest in a waterproof toy, book, and game to enrich and eroticize the experience.What you'll need: silicone-based lubricant, a waterproof toy, and game7. On the BeachHere's the deal with sex on the beach: It's really, really, really sandy. You might be better off with the cocktail of the same name. However, if you must . . . bring along two large sheets or blankets, one for under and one for over the two of you. If you do it during the day, wear sunscreen and be prepared for some strange looks (you'll get fewer weird looks if you opt for a nude beach). If you opt for an evening adventure, bring a sweater to fend off chilly ocean breezes. What you'll need: two blankets or sheets, sunscreen, and some genital-friendly lotion to soothe your sandburn
8. Under a Waterfall on a Tropical IslandYeah, like any of us are gonna be doing this any time soon. But if you can swing it, you'll never forget it.What you'll need: lots of moneyIn general, remember that sex on vacation is supposed to be fun. If you are part of a couple, enliven the experience with new locales or props (candles, toys, or visual aids). If you are vacationing solo and looking for a fling, don't bring unreasonable expectations to the experience. In most cases, the romance ends when your vacation does.Finally, don't forget to be safe. If you're having a summer fling, you absolutely must use a condom for oral, anal, or vaginal sex. Most importantly: Don't break any laws. We cannot stress this enough. Use good common sense and observe all local ordinances, or your summer adventure can easily turn into a nightmare -- and give you a police record!That said, go have fun in the sun! MyPleasure is dedicated to improving people's lives by providing them access to the best sexual health information and sensual enhancement products available.
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