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I'm thinking of getting a prescription for Viagra. I don't have a physical problem down there, but I thought it might add some s

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I'm thinking of getting a prescription for Viagra. I don't have a physical problem down there, but I thought it might add some spice to my sex life. Unfortunately, the cost is a bit out of line for my budget. Any suggestions?

A:

Scientists have discovered a pill that increases sexual satisfaction. It can also cause you to shed unhealthy weight gain, treat depression, and improve your self-esteem. Best of all, it's free.

If you haven’t already guessed, the "pill" is exercise. Every claim I’ve discussed above refers to exercise. Whenever the word exercise was mentioned, I substituted the word "pill." A simple exercise like walking will give you every benefit discussed above.

So, do you want to lose weight, improve your sex life, eliminate depression, look better, live longer, sleep better, and feel better? Get on the pill. Better yet, take two and call me in the morning.