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May 26

Kama Sutra – The Tsetse Fly

It's been discovered that if you can stop the genital rubbing of the female tsetse fly then you can slow down the reproduction rate. Duh. (This is important because the tsetse fly carries sleeping sickness in Africa.) Science Daily reports that: "By snipping off parts of male genitalia and reducing genital sensation in both male and female tsetse flies, researchers induced a suite of changes in female reproduction, including reduced ovulation and reduced sperm storage. This is wonderful news, though I don't know how scientists will stop the genital rubbing. How are they going to go around snipping off parts of the male's genitals? More…

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