The Top 10 Benefits of Cold Weather
- Dog poop doesn't stick to your shoes.
- There's no need to lock the back door because it's frozen shut.
- The dogs don't get on the sheets with muddy paws.
- There's no need to worry about driving the car because it probably won't start.
- You don't have to bathe the kids because the water pipes are frozen.
- The house will get warm without electricity because it caught fire when you tried to thaw out the pipes.
- If it gets below zero, you can entertain yourself by throwing water in the air and watching it freeze before it hits the ground.
- Your nose doesn't run when you go outside. (Warning: It runs like a faucet when you come inside).
- You get to buy new furniture because you use the old stuff for fuel in the wood stove when you run out of wood.
- You can walk on water.
Source: The Lighter Side