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Senior Dating: Who Says We Can't Have Fun?

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This proves that our sense of humor can withstand time. These personal ads, taken from newspapers in Florida, reflect a universal need for companionship. They're fun and kicky. Just like the folks who wrote them. Say, one of them could be you!

Foxy Lady: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80s, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

Long-term commitment: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband - am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. 

Serenity now: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out, and enjoy quiet times.

Winning smile: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

Beatle or Stones? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. 

Memories: I can usually remember Monday through  Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

Mint Condition: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

cclark2008's picture
Funny Stuff!!! Keep up the good work- Chris The Senior List www.theseniorlist.com
AIDA P.'s picture
WOULD LOVE TO DATE BEEN A WIDOW FOR 20YRS AND NEVER BEEN ON A DATE REALLY I DONT KNOW HOW WOULD I FEEL I DONT EVEN HAVE MALE FRIENDS THAT ARE SINGLE WICH THERE WHERE SOME CLUBS FOR US HOPE I CAN STILL GO ON A DATE IM ROSA 66YRS FRM PR LOVE TO ALL WHO READ MY MESS BYE
Betty Weiss's picture
I love this post. Widowed 3 yrs ago, I tried the personals--didn't work for me--but it was certainly amusing, you meet all kinds, I could write a book. Now I have a man in my life--old friend. We watched 'Something's Gotta Give' and all but fell off the couch laughing. It was like the writer was looking in my window. Today at lunch he said we get along because we just have fun. I know I'm darn lucky.
Youngish's picture
Officially just turned a senior, but don't look it, neither do I feel it. One can never have too many friends, and there is room for more in my life. Like "raza dossa" some men just look at the years not the person. I think I am in some kind of gap where I am too old for some, yet too young for others. Advise are welcome.
raza dossa's picture
I dont think in my late 70s if widowed, I wud be ready for dating senior ladlies in their 60s or 70s as instead of walking with them I might hv to carry them around.The late Rockefeller when widowed gave a formulae- marry a woman (Half plus seven) so if I am 76, I wud want a woman 38+7=45 who wud be a good companion and look after my house and even cook for me and also give me some kind of sexual pleasure.
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