Senior Dating: Who Says We Can't Have Fun?
Posted March 30, 2006 12:08 PM
This proves that our sense of humor can withstand time. These personal ads, taken from newspapers in Florida, reflect a universal need for companionship. They're fun and kicky. Just like the folks who wrote them. Say, one of them could be you!
Foxy Lady: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80s, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
Long-term commitment: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband - am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
Serenity now: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out, and enjoy quiet times.
Winning smile: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
Beatle or Stones? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
Memories: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
Mint Condition: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.






